Never hold raffles at gigs. It doesn't work.
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Shocking!
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It wasn't really a Hogmanay show in October.
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Singing Kettle... now THEY are fucking scary.
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I wanna be a punk shocker...
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We don't hand out biscuits...
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Dennis Gowland(43), you are a fucking TWAT! With no eyes, judging by the picture.
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